transcript (as much as i could decipher, bolded my favorite): michael: *sighs* brother: shut up up there! michael: shut up! brother: mom said shut up! michael: shut up! i’m making my Youtube video! shut up. brother: mom’s shows is on. michael: (to camera) hang on. (to brother) shut up, you’re going to fuck it up! don’t touch that. brother: listen, i’m going to drink this - michael: don’t touch that Capri Sun! that’s mine - brother no! michael: no that’s mine, i bought that. brother: no no, those are all gone this one’s different. michael: no, i bought that. respect the pouch! respect it! brother: you don’t even have money! michael: shut up! shut up. brother: go back to your room. michael: go downstairs. shut up. brother: shut up! michael: shut up. go downstairs. brother: her show’s on. michael: shut up! shut up!! fucking idiot. i’m gonna punch you in the face while you’re sleepin’! brother: fuck you. michael: (to camera) if you said that you skipped it, then you’re lying. brother: *ineligible yelling* michael: shut up! stop! brother: listen, you don’t even like- michael: i’ma - stop! brother: asshole. michael: shut up! i’m gonna delete your World of Warcraft character if you don’t shut up. brother: i’ll fucking tell mom. i’ll tell her about those magazines you have under your - michael: shut up! you better shut up before i make it worse. [something is thrown at michael] michael: god, go fucking- brother: there’s tissues for your fucking cry baby bullshit! michael: don’t throw stuff! you’re gonna break my camera! brother: shut up. it’s not even your camera, it’s mom’s. michael shut up. she said i could use it. shut up! brother: *ineligible yelling about a Capri Sun* michael: shut the fuck up. i’m gonna fucking break - (to camera) you’re going to see a video of me breaking his fucking skull open all over the concrete. brother: i know kung fu, asshole. michael: he doesn’t know kung fu. he doesn’t fucking know kung fu. brother: i do know kung fu! michael: he watched Kung Fu Panda five fucking times and he thinks he knows kung fu. brother: shut up! it’s fucking real. michael: it’s a stupid movie. brother: it’s fucking real. michael: (to camera) oh fucking - i fucking beat that bitch. (to brother) come here, (ineligible), you son of a bitch!! brother: give me the Capri Sun! give it to me! michael: stop! brother: why’d you take my Capri Sun?! michael: stop! give me my camera! nooo!
transcript (as much as i could decipher, bolded my favorite): michael: *sighs* brother: shut up up there! michael: shut up! brother: mom said shut up! michael: shut up! i’m making my Youtube video! shut up. brother: mom’s shows is on. michael: (to camera) hang on. (to brother) shut up, you’re going to fuck it up! don’t touch that. brother: listen, i’m going to drink this - michael: don’t touch that Capri Sun! that’s mine - brother no! michael: no that’s mine, i bought that. brother: no no, those are all gone this one’s different. michael: no, i bought that. respect the pouch! respect it! brother: you don’t even have money! michael: shut up! shut up. brother: go back to your room. michael: go downstairs. shut up. brother: shut up! michael: shut up. go downstairs. brother: her show’s on. michael: shut up! shut up!! fucking idiot. i’m gonna punch you in the face while you’re sleepin’! brother: fuck you. michael: (to camera) if you said that you skipped it, then you’re lying. brother: *ineligible yelling* michael: shut up! stop! brother: listen, you don’t even like- michael: i’ma - stop! brother: asshole. michael: shut up! i’m gonna delete your World of Warcraft character if you don’t shut up. brother: i’ll fucking tell mom. i’ll tell her about those magazines you have under your - michael: shut up! you better shut up before i make it worse. [something is thrown at michael] michael: god, go fucking- brother: there’s tissues for your fucking cry baby bullshit! michael: don’t throw stuff! you’re gonna break my camera! brother: shut up. it’s not even your camera, it’s mom’s. michael shut up. she said i could use it. shut up! brother: *ineligible yelling about a Capri Sun* michael: shut the fuck up. i’m gonna fucking break - (to camera) you’re going to see a video of me breaking his fucking skull open all over the concrete. brother: i know kung fu, asshole. michael: he doesn’t know kung fu. he doesn’t fucking know kung fu. brother: i do know kung fu! michael: he watched Kung Fu Panda five fucking times and he thinks he knows kung fu. brother: shut up! it’s fucking real. michael: it’s a stupid movie. brother: it’s fucking real. michael: (to camera) oh fucking - i fucking beat that bitch. (to brother) come here, (ineligible), you son of a bitch!! brother: give me the Capri Sun! give it to me! michael: stop! brother: why’d you take my Capri Sun?! michael: stop! give me my camera! nooo!
