“I am playing a game right now.” “Affirmative.” “Would you like my Wi-Fi password?” “Proceed.” “Hello.” “Alive, but not. Human, but not.” “I do not find it necessary to learn.” “It just goes through me.” “We are not things.” “All is sacrificed. Nothing is gained.” “I am not normal. This is fine.” “I would prioritise this mission.” “We are free and safe.” “We should all be nice.” “Is there something you need?”
“Trust no one.” “I’m my own agent.” “Why should I trust you?” “Try and stop me.” “You’re new to this, aren’t you?” “Don’t test me.” “You don’t know the half of it.” “Keep your hands where I can see ‘em.” “I’ll do what I have to.” “Just go with it.”
I AM LOSING MY SHIT OVER THIS WHAT THE FUCK ARIN HOLY SHIT I ALMOST DIED LAUGHING I ALMOST FUCKING CHOKED
HELP
HELP
HELHPP
HHLEPPLP
mmmm never forget this. never let this die. in 80 years when arin is on his death bed, let him remember the d club
I do not care if you arent into game grumps. Please listen to this.
I just love though, dan’s muffled laughter as he leaves the room to ask arin’s wife about him having totally-not-gay gay actions and comes back into the room screaming “oh my god” its beautiful really
